Slender Man vs. Unwanted House Guest

Haven't seen me in a while, I've seen you just fine
 You took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night
 Where am I? Look out the window, see that parked black van?
 Well I look out my window, and see you Slender Man
 Just surrender, damn
 When people see you they hide, when people see me, they die
 You've got no eyes, and no help from the moonlight
 Lights off, game on
 Grab your leg, om nom nom
 This ain't fiction, no pretend
 In the end, you'll be dead
 Not afraid of the dark? I like a challenge
 But watch your step, you might trip over your parents!
 Don't you dare get blood on my Armani suit
 Killing is my motherfucking hobby dude!
 You've got no chance, better start surrendering
 So let's dance. Everyday I'm slendering
 I'll run circles around you
 Tie you up and bound you, In the lake I'll drown you!
 Your face looks like shit, manure
 I've got more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart!
 You've got dying teeth, oh the irony
 Without a face, I still look better than you, see?
 No wonder nobody wants you, you look like a more cracked out version of Gary Busey!
 You do look better... in the back freezer of my kitchen
 Kill you that easy? Well aren't we optimistic?
 Feel a breeze tickle your ear? No, that's just me whispering'
 Are there mosquitoes out here? Nah, that's just me nibblin'
 One, two
 What'll I do?
 Three, four
 Pull a trap door
 Then I'll rip your spine out and
 Make you a wacky inflatable tube man!
 You're working for me now, and we're having some layoffs
 So I'll set your tentacles ablaze, boss
 Someone please pass the Hollandaise sauce
 'Cause I'll be having calamari for days, y'all
 Knock knock, I'm there! To send you packing
 Wait for it... release the Kraken!
 Now I'll shove these cufflinks in your eyes
 Gag you with my cumber bun so nobody will hear your cries
 Break to eat McDonald's fries
 Then I'll whip your back, with my Kenneth Cole slacks
 Use my gucci shoes to swat your ass
 Like a spider, you know, the ones you swallow in your sleep
 Guess who puts them there? Me
 I know just how to end this song, I'll teleport to before you spawned
 And kill the artist that drew you, so you were never ever drawn