What's Up Yours?

you hear the rumblings at the fest
 rowdy boys in ancient dress
 but nae a one will near confess
 what lurks beneath the tartan
 you see the swagger and the sway
 imagination runs away
 could there be cloth or is there nay
 behind the pleated curtain
 finnich inarra finnich aneeah
 finnich a feileadh mor
 a trophy or two and a ribbon of blue
 what's up yours?
 when Irish eyes are smiling
 what do you think they're smiling for?
 it's a nod and a wink to me lucky charms
 what's up yours?
 we stand here proud before the king
 we love to pipe, we love to sing
 perhaps I'll do the highland fling
 to show you my affection
 ye lasses with your scarlet sash
 i'll give your necks a good whiplash
 if you should turn and catch me crack
 a smile in your direction
 finnich inara finnich aneeah
 finnich a feileadh mor
 could be the loch ness monster
 what's up yours?
 you can give the lass her fairin
 but the gems she will adore
 are the ones she¹ll see above your knee
 what's up yours?
 finnich inara finnich aneeah
 finnich a feileadh mor
 a thundrous crack and a union jack
 what's up yours?
 when irish eyes are smilin'
 what d'you think they're smilin' for?
 it's a nod & a wink to me lucky charms
 what's up yours?
 finnich inara finnich aneeah
 finnich a feileadh mor
 a thundrous crack and a union jack
 what's up yours?
 you can give the lass her fairin
 but the gems she will adore
 are the ones she¹'l see above your knee
 what's up yours?
 finnich inara finnich aneeah
 finnich a feileadh mor
 could be me jolly roger
 what's up yours?
 call it the lion rampant
 call it dragon lore
 willy wallace called it freedom!
 what's up yours?