In Real Life There is No Algebra

I'm waging war against me
 I'm trying to free my mind, you see
 I think I am quite insane
 Trying to find my reptile brain
 But then I'm gonna nuke it
 Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying...
 byebye brain...
 I looked into the eyes of an idiot
 and in him I saw myself
 People walking by,
 disgusted faces at a distance
 They seem to think they're better,
 Man you know that is a lie
 but it's hard to see a peer in one with
 whom you can't identify
 I gazed into the eyes of the madman
 and I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself
 All these little things we do, our way of life,
 We're babies, repeating everything we see,
 stem-celled from TV
 Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge
 lack of discipline
 That stopped me from ever learning algebra
 Maybe I'm just too dumb
 (monkey see, monkey do)
 I've found my sole purpose
 I need to evolve, and fast
 when we talk, if I nod off
 smack my face, I won't be cross
 Teach me as you would a
 Teach me as you would a dog
 strapped to my lazy-chair
 sitting in the living room where
 I watch Discovery all day long
 Evolving as I sing this song:
 I'm a Modern Einstein,
 I'm a Modern Einstein
 I'm a Modern Einstein,
 I'm a Modern Einstein
 I'm a Modern Einstein,
 I'm a Modern Einstein