If It Wasnae For Your Wellies

If it Wasnae for your wellies
 Where would you be?
 You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary
 Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
 or even pleuricse
 If you didn't have your feet
 In your Wellies
 Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell
 Cause they keep out the water
 and they keep in the smell
 and when your sitting in a room
 You can surely tell
 When some bugger takes off his wellies
 If it Wasnae for your wellies
 Where would you be?
 You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary
 Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
 or even pleuricse
 If you didn't have your feet
 In your Wellies
 When your out walking
 In the country with a bird
 and your strolling over the fields
 just like a farmers herd
 and somebody shouts
 "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"
 and you think how absurd
 SQUELCH you find why farmers all wear wellies
 If it Wasnae for your wellies
 Where would you be?
 You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary
 Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
 or even pleuricse
 If you didn't have your feet
 In your Wellies
 Fisherman and Fireman
 Those farmers as well
 Theres men out digging ditches
 and working in the snow
 This country would grind to a hault
 and no a thing would grow
 If it wasnae for the workers in their wellies
 If it Wasnae for your wellies
 Where would you be?
 You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary
 Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
 or even pleuricse
 If you didn't have your feet
 In your Wellies
 If it Wasnae for your wellies
 Where would you be?
 You'd be in the Hospital or Infirmary
 Cause you would have a dose of the Flu
 or even pleuricse
 If you didn't have your feet
 In your Wellies