Oh, Dear - Live

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
 I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry.
 I've no been since two weeks last Saturday.
 I know who's hidin' in there!
 My name's Shug McGlumpher and I live up this close.
 I'll tell ye a story. I promise it's nae boast.
 During the power cut, I saw a big ghost.
 Naebody knows that he's there.
 Oh dear, what can the matter be?
 I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry.
 I've no been since two weeks last Saturday.
 I know who's hidin' in there!
 He'd two big red eyes. On his head was a dent, man;
 Big hairy horns, and his neck was all bent, man.
 My mammy says he sounds just like the rent man,
 But I know who's hiding in there.
 Oh dear, what can the matter be?
 I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry.
 I've no been since two weeks last Saturday.
 I know who's hidin' in there!