Dear Dad

Haha
 You know it's really quite funny
 I used to look up to you
 You were my fuckin' idol
 But the truth always comes out
 (La da da da, la da da da, la da da da da da da
 La da da da, la da da da, la da da da da da da)
 I don't even know what to call you anymore
 Dad... father
 Oh wait but this one's my favourite
 Lying ass mother fucker!
 Don't you ever (don't you ever)
 Come near me (come near me)
 Or even near to my family
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 I will kill you (I will kill you)
 Cause you're dead as a dad to me
 And don't ever (and don't ever)
 Try to call me (try to call me)
 Twenty years was enough to see
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 And I mean it (and I mean it)
 You don't ever wanna fuck with me
 Yo
 Let's fuckin' picture it, shit's about to blast the fan
 I was only eight when mamma had to move to Amsterdam
 And you approached her as a married man
 So leave it up to me I'll cut your head off like the Taliban in Pakistan
 I can't believe it, you're out here making stacks of cheese
 And while I'm stuck here struggling I should make your ass a paraplegic
 It's sad to see it, but dad you cheated
 I swear to God if you come near me you'll get stomped on with my black Adidas'
 You had me fooled for all those years with your lies
 But now I see it's cause of you for all the tears in my eyes
 And to my mother I apologize sincerely cause I
 Was always blinded by betrayal that had appeared in disguise
 Dad, it's so ridiculous, feeling silly I hit you up
 For thinking you were really a parent it makes me sick as fuck
 And don't be thinking that where I'm at is because of you
 My fist is where your head will have a one way ticket to
 Don't you ever (don't you ever)
 Come near me (come near me)
 Or even near to my family
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 I will kill you (I will kill you)
 Cause you're dead as a dad to me
 And don't ever (and don't ever)
 Try to call me (try to call me)
 Twenty years was enough to see
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 And I mean it (and I mean it)
 You don't ever wanna fuck with me
 (What up dad?) Do you remember the birthdays you missed out?
 (What up dad?) Do you remember breaking into our house?
 (What up dad?) Do you remember buying food for yourself?
 I was like six without a clue or a doubt, come on now tell me (what up dad?)
 I wanna rip you up, no don't just think that's figurative
 Living up in your villa while we suffered you told fibs to us
 My bottom lip is up but don't assume that means we will forget what you just did to us
 You're finished pops
 Let it be told, the story how you chilled in mansions with gold
 While we nearly got evicted to be ditched in the cold
 Don't be tryin' to explain to us, the fact is you did it
 The only time I put my hand to you is to smack you with it
 And don't go saying that you're something that my step-dad will never be
 He cherished me
 Your psychopathic ass belongs in therapy
 Or maybe I do, cause wanna know what I'd do?
 I'd fuckin' severe your cerebrum singing la dee da doo
 And don't you ever
 Don't you ever (don't you ever)
 Come near me (come near me)
 Or even near to my family
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 I will kill you (I will kill you)
 Cause you're dead as a dad to me
 And don't ever (and don't ever)
 Try to call me (try to call me)
 Twenty years was enough to see
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 And I mean it (and I mean it)
 You don't ever wanna fuck with me
 I can't believe this man
 You were my fuckin' hero
 Every time my mum tried to tell me the truth I was right there defending you
 You ain't even call me on my birthday
 And now I hear you put a price on my mother's head?
 Fuck that - and fuck you too!
 Cause since you took away my trust fund I'm stuck paying an interest on my student loan
 So stay the fuck away from me
 And don't you ever
 Don't you ever (don't you ever)
 Come near me (come near me)
 Or even near to my family
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 I will kill you (I will kill you)
 Cause you're dead as a dad to me
 And don't ever (and don't ever)
 Try to call me (try to call me)
 Twenty years was enough to see
 Cause I promise (cause I promise)
 And I mean it (and I mean it)
 You don't ever wanna fuck with me
 Don't you ever
 Come near me
 Or even near to my family
 Cause I promise
 I will kill you
 Cause you're dead as a dad to me