A Love Ballad (live)

She got me with her look
 She got me with her stare
 Bright blue eyes and her long blond hair
 From the start it was easy to see
 This was the girl for me
 Who cares if she was 83?
 She could make me silent, she could make me shout
 And she drove me wild with those dentures out
 When we ate people said we were rude
 Because I had to pre-chew her food
 Her skin was saggy, so was the rest
 I put my hand up her skirt and I felt her breast
 We made love, and the more I thrust
 The more the room was covered in dust
 Room was covered in dust
 Then one day I felt a chill
 As I woke up from my bed
 She was lying real still
 My little lady was already dead
 The wake happened on a Saturday night
 I just sat there and bowed my head
 A little girl was on my right
 Crying because her Grandma was dead
 And that little girl
 She got me with her looks
 Got me with her tears
 Feminine beauty beyond her years
 From the start it was easy to see
 That was the girl for me
 Who cares if she was only three?