#deep

So we're about half way through the show
 So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am
 And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys
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 So deep
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 That I named this song
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 "Hashtag Deep"
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 Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree
 And take to the air?
 Me neither
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 Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme
 But the right words just weren't there?
 Meat cleaver
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 The people in my life are like
 Grains of sand
 'Cause they stick together, yeah
 Often near my butt hole
 If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
 A fish that's drowning
 If the artistic process is a birth canal
 Then I am a freshly jellied kid
 Come witness my crowning
 These thoughts of mine
 Must be a sign that I'm
 "Hashtag Deep"
 If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
 Probably not
 Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
 Instead of on your girlfriend's face?
 Me neither
 Me neither!
 Have you ever wrote a song note for note
 And not a single note was out of place?
 Duh! (Hold on)
 The people in my life are like blades of grass
 How? 'Cause they are all so grounded
 But at least grass stays away from my butthole!
 Art is a harlot
 And I am her sassy urban friend
 Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
 If momma is right and the world is my oyster
 Then I must have an allergy to shell
 You don't know
 How could you know?
 If life makes you wish you were dead
 Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head
 Spend forever asleep
 'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
 Hashtag
 "Thank you."