haikus/sonnet/shakespeare

I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian
 For 15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies
 Old peoples' skin sags because it is being pulled toward the underworld
 A kid insulted my mother, so I said: "Yo momma is so black"
 Do unto other as you would have them do to you; said the rapist
 My aunt used to say: "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire
 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones; or masturbate during the daytime
 Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person
 Bono; If you want to help poor people, sell your tinted shades you cunt