MEN & WOMEN

Men are like vows
 Because they're easily broken
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 Women are like cows
 Because they both have vaginas
 I said, men are like muzzles
 Because they'll try to shut you up
 No, no, no don't listen, hey
 Women are like puzzles
 Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote
 Puzzles still don't
 A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove
 Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love
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 Women are like fingers and toes
 Because they're easy to count on
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 Men are like ravens and crows
 Cause they hate using condoms
 
 Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah
 Cause I rarely get them
 Yeah, men are like Nazis
 Because they both caused the Holocaust
 Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents
 That doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with 30
 Men and women
 Oh, men and women
 Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite
 Oh, big finish yeah
 Male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
 Female strippers when they're dancing on the pole
 Just look like... confused firemen