Hooked On Phonix

People spell their name however they want.
 Has nothing to do with phonix or nothing.
 ...Not sure what phonix is, but...
 I saw that girl that was hooked on iy.
 She's got a problem with her, apparently.
 Have you seen that commercial?
 "Hooked on phonix, work for me!"
 She's adorable, ya know.
 I was thinking, wouldn't it be weird, if sue applied when she was learning it and she couldn't get the commercial straight, ya know?
 "HOOOOOKIN ON... HA HONIX! WORKING FOR ME! HOOOOKIN ON... HA HONIX! WOOIRRRKING FOR ME, ME!" "Okay cut! ...You talk to her man. We ain't gonna move a lot of tapes this way... telling you right now.
 Anyway I etc this woman. Her name was... uh... Amy. So I go "Oh so, A M Y?" She goes "No, it's A Y M I E."
 ...I have to take a nap!
 I'm Brian B R I V O P N THE NUMBER 7 THE LETTER Q!
 BRIANABABDHRHTA!
 Look at my name tag, it'd... it's bug.
 ...Sign.