Suing Sony

I apologize to the lawyers who've been waiting in the hall, this next case isn't on the sign in sheet
 If you have a pulse I'm yours
 I'm putty shaped like a t-shirt
 I've not learned to die yet
 But touch my sandwich, there's fly larva droppings on the toppings
 I have a pie chart of the pop teens
 Hot springs success rate in the sex slate
 So I'm chasing this ambulance
 Holding the sky high heap of paper, that's been signed
 While answering my sci-fi beep and pager
 Reminding me I'm in excruciating pain
 But my face is a wide eyed screen saver
 So why don't I comply to cheap labor
 And while it's raining itemized receipts
 But I hurt too and need some consultation
 My name encrusted in hot donut glaze
 And it's close to an amount that equates to a new me
 Yes I need a new me
 'Cause the other new me said I'm a newly wed married to a warn head shot force fed slop
 From a company, who are they?
 I'll sue them (Sue you)
 I'm suing Sony
 I'm suing Sony
 Due to defamation of a character from a fictional character that was based on me
 Caricature of me and a porcelain figurine that gave me poor skin and liver and spleen complications
 I'm suing Sony
 I'm suing Sony
 So much as disturb a single paint brush bristle
 And I won't just make your blood drizzle
 I'll arms race with a scud missile
 I'll drown you in the legalese of a lawsuit
 Pause and mute you, why?
 'Cause I'm bored stiff
 And to get me out of this couch you need a forklift
 While I'm here I'm a world champ channel browser, rabble-rouser
 With a 64 bit thing or something or other
 You've awakened me from my comfortable coma
 And I've run to record in Kev's dirty laundry
 Unearthly quandary, Leimert G, songs free
 You lied, if you were a zen master
 What would you have me procreate under leaking gases
 If you work at lens crafters
 How come I can't see with these reading glasses
 I'm gonna fucking sue you through and through
 I'm suing Sony
 I'm suing Sony
 Due to defamation of a character from a fictional character that was based on me
 Caricature of me and a porcelain figurine that gave me poor skin and liver and spleen complications
 You see, I'm suing Sony
 Yeah, I'm suing Sony
 Due to defamation of a character from a fictional character that was based on me
 Caricature of me and a porcelain figurine that gave me poor skin and liver and spleen complications