Flintlock Glock

open the sails cause it's time to dip
 when we shoot at your fuckers we never slip
 we comin round the block outlinin you in chalk,
 I love musket balls and my flintlock glock
 the wheel lock, snap hance, their all the same
 but this flint lock glock'll set your party aflame
 it's got the longest range so that I can claim
 your loot, and to boot, I'll put your barrel to shame
 I like to cause a fuss with my blunderbuss
 if ya stare at me yer gonna get the 3rd degree
 I dont fear that rusty rifle that yer pointin at me
 my condition comes from the lack of vitaman c
 cause i be the mutherfuckin captain d
 I'm doin all the deeds causin ships to flee
 I got the illest behaviour, i got the sickest flavor
 this jolly roger sailin means that I ain't no saviour
 got a hook for a hand, then you can understand
 we were playin the game before the game was planned
 if yer from the land or under my command,
 fear me or be buried under the sand
 open the sails cause it's time to dip
 when we shoot at your fuckers we never slip
 we comin round the block outlinin you in chalk,
 I love musket balls and my flintlock glock
 Sea Dawg:
 In marksmanship I'm number one
 all the people on the coast fear my flintlock gun
 my musket balls sit, wait, desire release
 so I shoot 'em out the barrel of my gold studded piece
 leaving lines of deceased
 my profits increased
 it's a weapon feared in the north south west and east
 it'll send ya to the crypt bones and body stripped
 if I run out of ammo you'll be pistol whipped
 my aim is always dead on straight
 if I feel like it I can decapitate
 violate assassinate or detonate
 you will not live if I demonstrate
 if ya see this piece
 ya better run
 it ranks with the greatest killers under the sun
 the big 3 in case ye fergot
 are the plague, scurvy, and my flintlock glock
 open the sails cause it's time to dip
 when we shoot at your fuckers we never slip
 we comin round the block outlinin you in chalk,
 I love musket balls and my flintlock glock
 MC treasure:
 My enemies they become shark bait
 take their freight, all their pieces of eight
 if you see me its already checkmate
 noone compares to the chaos I create
 be it galleon or be it frigate
 I cruise the sea sail the strait
 I'm irate with a style you cant duplicate
 a top pirate candidate not afraid to amputate
 great raids I orchestrate
 until I saturate my treasure chest
 you know that i'm the best
 got gold? that peaks my interest
 from Portugal to the key west
 my presence is the source of much unrest
 and I'm on a quest to invest my musket ball
 directly into yo chest.
 open the sails cause it's time to dip
 when we shoot at your fuckers we never slip
 we comin round the block outlinin you in chalk,
 I love musket balls and my flintlock glock