Mutiny

When yer on the high seas and your crew throws a fit
 To head for the shores, what ya gon' do? SHIT!
 When there's mutiny aboard and yer crew draws their swords
 They say they wanna quit but they can't do shit
 I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
 I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
 I'm gonna kill you with my shank, or make ya walk the plank
 I'll cut off yer hand, as a reprimand
 It was 15 years ago they tried to steal my show
 I'll never know how many lashings on their backs I disposed
 All the rum had been depleted, the whole crew was cheated
 Of the shares of their wares - sad state of affairs
 They didn't really take kindly just to follow me blindly
 They all ganged up just to settle it finally
 "How many months had it been since we had seen our kin?"
 I don't care ya landlubbers, don't get under my skin!
 Never will a lubber diss me like I diss yer mother
 She's a whale set sail one the back of her blubber
 Can't begin our journey home till I've uncovered the stones
 That lead to the treasure map of Davey Jones
 If its so easy to defeat me, then come on - try to beat me
 I'll hit you in the face with my cannon or mace
 And you're a true disgrace and yer out of yer place
 This ship is the ship that nobody takes!
 When yer on the high seas and your crew throws a fit
 To head for the shores, what ya gon' do? SHIT!
 When there's mutiny aboard and yer crew draws their swords
 They say they wanna quit but they can't do shit
 Sea Dawg:
 So ya haven't fed yer crew for a hundred days
 Kept 'em killin', even on the holidays
 Sailed your ship through the middle of a hurricane
 So fewer men remain alive to complain
 If you catch the slightest whiff of mutiny in the air
 'Cause the crew is a starvin' or wants a fair share
 You've got to show 'em who's boss before it's opportune
 For them to stab ya, drown ya, or leave ya marooned.
 When yer on the high seas and your crew throws a fit
 To head for the shores, what ya gon' do? SHIT!
 When there's mutiny aboard and yer crew draws their swords
 They say they wanna quit but they can't do shit
 I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
 I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
 I'm gonna kill you with my shank, or make ya walk the plank
 I'll cut off yer hand, as a reprimand