We be Sailin'

Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
 To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
 Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
 Rollin' into port like no-one knows
 He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
 War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
 When he comes to the shore or your door
 You better give him all your money or prepare for war
 CaptainD:
 I've been sailin' the seas for 10, 000 days
 Breakin' through the waves, setting ships ablaze
 I'll kill your whole crew just to get me plunder
 When my flag's a-sailin', yo, it's lighting and thunder
 We're questing for these riches while smacking all your bitches
 Nothing's left and the theft has left me crew with stitches
 Leaving all your gold and your jewel's stole
 We'll take your spices and your dices to the shore to be sold
 Now how many men want to join my crew>
 If you stay on your ship then you're surely through
 Join me if you want to sail into the blue
 For the treasures and loot and the infamy too
 If you're not in, fine. It's the end of your line
 The sharks will eat you - happens all the time
 All that's yours is mine when you've got no spine
 We're sailing for the fame at the cost of your dime
 Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
 To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
 Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
 Rollin' into port like no-one knows
 He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
 War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
 When he comes to the shore or your door
 You better give him all your money or prepare for war
 Sea Dawg:
 We be some badass sailors eluding the jailors
 While your drive-bys leave bodies, our drive-bys be leavin' craters
 You can hear the bitches wail when we sail
 We're never off beat; sail, raid, and then we spend and repeat
 Sailing's a way of life. You're lookin' so rife
 for plunderin', hear those cannons thunderin', wonderin'
 Am I gonna see another day, attacks underway
 Every boat we see's an all-you-can-steal buffet
 We make ourselves prolific up and down the pacific
 Specifically under the flag of pirate C to the D
 Bein' a pirate seems like the best place to be
 From the crow's nest no landlubber eludes me
 You think you'll stay safe, well I disagree
 I've sailed the darkest waters of the blackest sea
 I'm enigmatic, erratic, my raids are dramatic
 I settle disputes by the sword and I screw the diplomatic
 Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
 To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
 Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
 Rollin' into port like no-one knows
 He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
 War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
 When he comes to the shore or your door
 You better give him all your money or prepare for war
 CapD:
 The plunderin' was finished, the crew had been diminished
 We left them no water and 4 tons of spinach
 We scrambled from the frigate with our jewels and gold
 Piles growing so high you won't believe if I told
 Avast, ye rats! Hurry, raise the mast!
 And don't run and shout, come about really fast
 Volley the cannon blast at long last
 Those bastards smashed, their sails had crashed
 Here come some more - just look to the shore
 They've got cannon's galore - we can't hardly ignore
 Our perilous fate, no time for debate
 I became irate at their current state
 I screamed "All hands on deck! Let's go, weigh anchor!
 The dirty deed is done, so, so long ye wankers!"
 We'll sail for the shore where we'll go to the store
 Sell off all our booty and we'll plunder some more
 Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
 To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
 Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
 Rollin' into port like no-one knows
 He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
 War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
 When he comes to the shore or your door
 You better give him all your money or prepare for war