Snowman

She didn't like the way he looked at her
 And I know what she did
 She went outside and built a snowman
 And pretended it was him.
 She made him very big and fat
 So everyone could see.
 He sat below a stove-top hat
 In the yard beside the tree.
 And through the long cold winter,
 He stood on guard alone.
 All through the long cold winter,
 She filled him up with love.
 She didn't like the way he yelled at her
 And she knew what to do.
 She went and hollowed out the snowman
 'til there was room enough for two.
 She really loved bonhomme du neige,
 He was her ideal man.
 And she told him all her secrets,
 And she told him all her plans.
 And through the long cold winter,
 He stood on guard alone.
 All through the long cold winter,
 She filled him up with love.
 All through the long cold winter,
 He'd never understand
 All through the long cold winter,
 He was, her perfect man.
 She didn't like the way he hit her,
 So she killed him in his sleep.
 And she took him to the front yard,
 So the two could finally meet.
 When she finished with the snowman,
 Kissed his cheek and said goodbye.
 Then she emptied out the bank accounts,
 And flew across the sky.
 After the long cold winter,
 It was as I had feared
 After the long cold winter,
 Her and the snowman disappeared.
 The long cold winter,
 After the snow had turned to sand
 After the long cold winter,
 There lay, her perfect man.
 Her perfect man.