Pittsburgh Makes Me Drunk

Memphis made the Rock-a-billy famous
 Chicago has a lonely wind that blows
 Out in california there makin' movies
 and all the girls are takin' off their clothes
 Manhattan is the Island that don't sleep
 And atlanta is a memory in my mind
 But often I find my self in Pennsylvania
 Where drinkin' beer is a productive waste of time
 And Pittsuburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
 and every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back
 'Cause I rave and I rant and I lose my pants
 and it always ends the same
 Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
 Seattle is rather fond of flannel
 Rice-a-Roni is the San-Fransico treat
 Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers
 But Las Vegas is too far away for me
 Philadelphia is full of jerks and a-holes
 Florida's where they all go to die
 But I'll be getting drunk for 7 dollars
 on a classy little joint on the south side.
 Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact
 and every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back
 'Casue I rant and I rant and I lose my pants
 and it always ends the same
 Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains