What Was I Thinking?

It was a last minute invitation, I did not have a thing to wear
 I ran into the store, I said I need something black
 Something formal, other than that I don't care
 I made it to the theatre as the lights dimmed
 The first act was brilliantly fun
 When I caught my reflction during intermission
 I thought What have I done
 What was I thinking? What was I blind
 When I bought this outfit I must have been out of my mind?
 What was I thinking? Look at this dress
 I'm taking up drinking, my life is a mess
 My good friend said "I know you're gonna love him.
 I've known him for a long long time.
 And if I were not happily married myself
 In a heartbeat, I would try to make him mine.
 So I figured, I'll take my chances
 I mean really what harm could it do
 Makes you wonder 'bout your good friends and their motivations
 When something like this happens to you"
 What was she thinking? Who is this guy
 Maybe I will choke on this porkchop and conveniently die
 What was she thinking? Quick sharpen this knife
 I'm thinking of drinking and I'm thinking of eding my life
 Ache tu livre, aah what a dinner
 Henery Bonjour, Kae lacksiman
 Oh it was late, I had insomnia
 The TV stair stepper started to look good
 I thought to myself shuld I buy it
 Then I heard Bruce Jennings voice say "yes you should"
 And that's that master, and that bald headed man spray
 And that victoria jackson makeup kit
 Now I can barely get around my apartment
 It's so full of this stupid stuff
 What was I thinking? Look at this junk
 I can't blame this on drinking
 I have never, hardly, right now I'm not drunk
 What was I thinking? When will this end?
 What was I thinking? When will this end?
 What was I thinking? This song has no end.
 What was I thinking? Okay, that's the end.