The Song That Goes Like This - Original Broadway Cast Recording: "Spamalot"

Once in every show
 There comes a song like this
 It starts off soft and low
 And ends up with a kiss
 Oh, where is the song that goes like this
 Where is it?
 Where, where?
 A sentimental song
 If it casts a magic spell
 They all will hum along
 We'll over-act like hell
 Oh, this is the song that goes like this
 Yes, it is (yes, it is)
 Yes, it is (yes, it is)
 Now we can go straight into the middle eight
 A bridge that is too far for me
 I'll sing it in your face
 While we both embrace
 And then we change the key
 Now we're into E
 Hm, that's awfully high for me
 But everyone can see
 We should have stayed in D
 For this is our song that goes like this
 I'm feeling very proud
 You're singing far too loud
 That's the way that this song goes
 You're standing on my toes
 Singing our song that goes like this
 I can't believe there's more
 It's far too long, I'm sure
 That's the trouble with this song
 It goes on and on and on
 For this is our song that is too long
 Jesus Christ, goddamn it
 When we've taken this too long
 You'll wish that you weren't born
 Let's stop this damn refrain
 Before we go insane
 The song always ends like this