Breath

SSSHHH
 I can smell the onions floating in the air
 Must be something that you ate
 I can't imagine how your mouth must taste
 Forgive me if I turn away
 The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees
 Almost pass out in your arms
 I need a gas mask every time that you come near
 And the halitosis starts
 I can smell your breath
 It's choking me to death
 The only who doesn't know is you
 Here's some gum to chew
 Er... Baby there's no way you're kissing me
 What you have for lunch?
 Don't you ever brush?
 Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest
 I can smell your breath
 BAD BREATH!
 It's tough to be there when you're waking up
 And that green cloud fills up the room
 It's worser than it's ever been before
 And I know and you know
 And everybody in a three mile radius knows
 You should a dentist soon
 Cause I can smell your breath
 It's gagging me to death
 Something must have died inside of you
 What you ought to do
 Is chase a Cert or two
 With Listerine
 Even when you're gone
 The odor lingers on
 I'm buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of Crest
 Cause I can smell your breath
 Bad breath
 Can't you smell the fog that's floating through the air
 Must be something that you ate...
 SSSHHHH