I Like Women

I finally figured out, after all these years
 Of deep soul searching, and too many beers
 If I ever want to make it, all the way to the end
 To hear some heavy breathing, instead of "Let's be friends"
 Well I need to mind my manners, and all that crap
 I need to sit pretty, with my hands in my lap
 I know it's all a game, but if I wanna win
 Then I gotta act like, I don't want to sin
 And why... Is what I ask myself
 Yeah why... Is what I ask myself
 'Cause I like women, they don't like me
 Seems I've got too much spice in my recipe
 Well, I started out on simmer, added too much heat
 'Cause I like women, they just don't like me
 Now the night's still young, but I can hardly wait
 I look into her eyes, and tell her she looks great
 Well, she smiles at me, with a twinkle in her eye
 I figure that's my cue, and put my hand on her thigh
 Well, she jumps up, and throws her drink in my face
 She says that I'm a pig, a complete disgrace
 I said, "Hey, what's the problem, if you'd gone first
 You think I'd have flipped, and had a big outburst?"
 And why... Is what I ask myself
 Yeah why... Is what I ask myself
 'Cause I like women, they don't like me
 Seems I've got too much spice in my recipe
 Well, I started out on simmer, added too much heat
 'Cause I like women, they just don't like me
 So again I'm sitting pretty, with my hands on my lap
 Trying to mind my manners, and all that crap
 I still don't really get, why the big disguise
 'Cause I can read your thoughts in your wanting eyes
 Well, we all want the same thing, in the end, that's why
 It doesn't really matter, if you're a girl or a guy
 So don't get all offended, if I come on too fast
 'Cause in the end I promise, that we'll both have a blast
 And why... Is what I ask myself
 Yeah why... Is what I ask myself
 'Cause I like women, they don't like me
 Seems I've got too much spice in my recipe
 Well, I started out on simmer, added too much heat
 'Cause I like women, they just don't like me
 They just don't like me
 They just don't like me
 They just don't like me
 They just don't like me