38 Planes

On final approach, we're coming in runway two-two and I think
 Where am I gonna park this thing?
 There are planes lined up like sardines
 And as far as I can see, there's cars lined up too
 It looks like everybody in Newfoundland is here
 (One plane, then another, and then another, and then another)
 Is this on?
 (And then thirteen planes) sorry, I'm new
 This is Roger's TV channel nine (then another, and then another)
 My name's Jeanna Smother and I'm reporting live from Gander Airport
 Where the nineteenth plane has just touched down
 I'm here with Bonnie Harris
 On a normal day, we get a half dozen of flights, now
 We already got three times that many landing in two hours
 That's a lot of noise
 You can smell the fuel
 You can smell the exhaust
 Jesus, that's a jumbo
 There's gotta be 250 or 300 out there
 That's a fairly large one, there's gotta be two hundred on her
 And now I'm adding this up
 We got 38 planes
 We got two, three hundred people on the average
 Holy shit