Comedians

It is not my fault
 That I like Patton Oswalt
 It is not a crime
 That I've got Rob Huebel on my mind
 and if it's wrong
 don't tell me how
 cause I'm not gonna stop like Judd Appatow
 Cause I am a girl who is in
 love with comedians
 My first crush was Pee Wee Herman
 and now I'm on to Eugene Mirman
 I don't know how it happened so fast
 but I've got feelings for Martin Starr
 and they're gonna last
 Tell me it's okay to like Louis CK
 All of my friends call me "Smeagol"
 Cause I'm looking for a ring from Jason Segel
 It's not the money that turns me on
 I'm not interested in Benjamins
 except for H. Jon
 No I'm just a girl who is in love with comedians
 I want Andy Daly nightly
 Would Paul Scheer come near if I asked him politely
 Will my salad ever get tossed
 by David Cross?