Everything's Coming Up Milhouse

Everything's coming up millhouse
 But Lisa still passes him by
 Everything's coming up millhouse
 But his flood pants can't keep his eyes dry
 He gives nelson Lisa's letter
 He believes that when she leaves him
 she'll like millhouse better
 He get's knocked to the floor
 Isn't that what a big sister is for?
 Everything's coming up Milhouse
 But no body likes him at all
 Everything's coming up Milhouse
 But the friends that he's got laugh at him
 when he falls
 Milhouse don't you know
 Where ever you go
 Trouble will follow
 Don't forget class is
 Dismissed at the end
 and don't lend your glasses
 To your best friend.
 He'll copy your earring
 He'll sell you his soul
 He'll lie about your goldfish
 Even though you've got the bowl
 Milhouse, lower your eyebrows
 And the other one, too
 Alone and blue like you
 Everything's coming up Milhouse
 But no body likes you at all
 Everything's coming up Milhouse
 But the friends that you've got laugh at you
 when you fall
 In the tree house you're a loner
 Lisa knows there's nothing funny ‘bout the word "tromboner"
 She's bound to respect you soon
 When she sees that you'll do anything she asks of you
 You're so vacant, Milhouse
 you could be ol' Gil's house
 You're unsatisfactory
 As dry as your dad's cracker factory
 Life's given you lemons
 You've squozen your supply
 You know then what it feels like when doves cry