A.T.H.F. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy we
 We need food (what are you doin there?)
 I'm rapping (yeah, no, no I see that what for?)
 Money that and
 I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes
 And some candy for my nose
 Some diamond stones, to roll with my chrome and
 Hey, genius, you even know what that means?
 Uh-uh, what does it mean?
 Where's the keyboards, and the tambourine, and the guitar?
 And you know, I mean, the stuff that like, white people like
 We had a piano
 Something bad-ass, like uhh, I don't know
 Like uhh, reo Speedwagon or somethin'
 Hell yeah!
 Aiyyo, I know this dude right
 Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight
 All he had upstairs was a crude light
 You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight
 Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat God
 Even though you still eat lard, by the meat wad
 Mesquite charred, speaking of which or who
 Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two
 A chunk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew
 See if they can't get past the stench of the stew
 It stank like a septic tank full of pig poo
 He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo
 Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads
 Not to be confused with the incense selling thai heads
 His name rhymes with Mike Hawk
 You could call him live wire, eye sockets, fry lock
 Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs
 And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall
 More interesting than professional wrestling
 When he's online, you can find him on Instant Pestering
 What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink
 Whoever don't like it could suck his straw, it's hot pink
 On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho
 Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio
 Make a fast break, or that'll be the last mistake
 That ass'll make is what you get for messing with Master shake
 Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across
 Tryin to watch adult swim, "aqua teen hunger Force!"
 Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss
 Psht - adult swim, "aqua teen hunger force!"
 He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody?
 He could be "number one in the hood, G!"
 Easily
 Shake calling, he-heh, you know I wa-ahhhhh
 I'd just got off the phone with somebody else and uh
 That wasn't about you
 That was about me being upset about something else
 I shouldn't have called you but I did
 Cause I just, I like you so much
 I'm really looking forward to us working together
 And just, as of now that I'm calm
 And after I've apologized profusely - probably too much
 I am available, call me doggie - woof!