Basket Case

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
 We all lived through the 70's
 The clothes, the music, the heartwarming
 But rarely amusing Ziggy cartoons
 Now, later, who are we to look at these two, fine young men
 And say, "You there! I sit in judgment of you!"
 For being a drunken lush, and bad as hell
 Read the charge and thunk, sunk in in a plush padded cell
 Tempur-Pedic Craftmatic adjustable
 Go on try to stare at it, it's not that combustible
 I accidentally spilled some kerosene
 And dozed off with the L lit, doped up on thorazine
 Matter of fact, make mines a double
 Few could see the point like a line through the Hubble
 DOOM hit the eye in the sky with a pie
 Shrink said he thinks he believe he could fly
 Spread his wings and flap like a goose
 He'll show you how to do it if you help him get the straps loose
 Diagnosed as shell shocked from totin toast
 And still could hear the bells rock Doc, another Lodine dose
 He claimed he couldn't take the racket
 Faked his own escape in a eightball straight jacket
 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
 This, animal, here; this ursine fellow UNCLEAN!
 He rejected society and retreated
 To a cave in the woods to plot his vile - NOD!
 And it isn't true that at these times
 He often descends into a delusional state
 Sometimes actually adopting another person's persona?
 I started punchin once I saw son lungin
 He had me put on punishment for eating the last Munchkin
 So now they got me down here near the dungeon
 Nurses all arguin' over who's to do the spongin
 He requested time off for bugged behavior
 And rhymed off of thug beats bumped by a neighbor
 Who spoke with his fist and kept a mirror with a thumbhole
 Cell twelve drumroll, ode to a gum sole
 A O.G. like a captain that's retired
 Rappers is space cadets yappin', be quiet
 And that's an order - ship your daughters to my quarters at once
 And don't sip the tap water dunce
 He is the super, a stranger who talks to you
 Maybe even offer tech support and walk you through
 Villain, man in the mask, spit in the face
 Show him where to go, inside a hand basket case
 The defendant's confession!
 Uhh, nothing further
 Mentok commands you to procede, with your case!
 Just since some people, wear a mask
 Don't mean, they, did nothing automatically (Now wait a second!)
 Your Honor, I'd respectfully like to have a word with you in chambers
 I request an immediate dismissal, on the grounds
 On grounds that (Your Honor, I)
 Just as the mask, some people wear a mask
 Don't mean that they did something