Can't Take You Nowhere

You knock back the Schnopps,
 You talk back to Cops
 You walk in the room and conversation stops
 I Can't take you nowhere, I Can't take you nowhere
 You stagger, You sag,
 You're half in the bag,
 On glass of beer and you're a total drag
 I Can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere
 I buy 3 or 4
 You mooch plenty more
 The check comes around and you are out the door
 I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere
 I don't want to watch you fall on your Face
 You're loud and you're lude
 You tend toward the crude
 My friend's are disgusted with you attitude
 I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere
 You mumble you moan
 You grumble you groan,
 You called Honalulu on my telephone
 I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere
 I hear people say
 You won't go away
 You stop by for breakfast and you stay all day
 I can't take you nowhere, I can't take you nowhere
 That's right
 Try not to get uptight,
 But I can't take you nowhere
 Cause I don't know a place
 Where you can show your face
 And anyway, I'd just like to say,
 So sad to say you must be on your Way
 So have a real nice day
 But I can't take you nowhere
 Cause I don't know a place where you can show your face
 And anyway, I'd just like to say,
 So sad to say you must be on your way
 What a pity to say
 So Long