Life's Gonna Suck

"This is a special moment right now.
 We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home, send the parents out of the room, this is a kids' song."
 Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
 when you grow up, when you grow up
 Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
 it sucks pretty bad right now
 "Hey, if you know the words, sing along!"
 You're gonna have to mow the lawn,
 do the dishes, make your bed
 You're gonna have to go to school
 until you're seventeen
 "It's gonna seem about three times as long as that."
 You might have to go to war,
 shoot a gun, kill a nun
 You might have to go to war
 when you get out of school
 "Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse!"
 You're gonna have to deal with stress,
 deal with stress, deal with stress
 You're gonna be a giant mess
 when you get back from the war
 Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny
 You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny, funny, funny
 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
 when you grow up, when you grow up
 Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
 it sucks pretty bad right now
 You're gonna end up smoking crack,
 on you're back, face the fact
 You're gonna end up hooked on smack
 and then you're gonna die
 And then you're gonna die
 "Song for the kids."
 "Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one; what do you think?"