The Downtrodden Song

You know, we spend a lot of time in this show talking about death and disease and cancer and catastrophe and we do it because, well... I think it's fucking funny. But we want to send you home now, with an upbeat number, with a dance number, with a song that'll put a smile on your face and a nice warm feeling down here in the cockles.
 Everything is horrible, yeah-huh
 Really, really, really, terrible
 I'm really depressed
 I'm really downtrodden
 I'm downtrodden, squared...
 The whole world is doomed, yeah
 We're all gonna die
 25, 672 people die every single minute
 Sixteen hundred and fifty people just died
 Cancer, death, AIDS, inflation
 Taxes, George Bush, Hell, Satan
 Cancer of the face, cancer of the colon
 Cancer of the wrist, yeah
 and John Denver on compact disc, oh... [gasps]