Freaks of the Industry

Well, we're the freaks of the industry
 My man, Money B, Oh my mellow, Shock G
 The freaks of the industry
 And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G
 Well they say that birds do it, bees do it (do it)
 Time to freak, Money B gets to it
 Not a heavyweight, but I go twelve rounds
 With a jab and a stick, I'm goin' lick for lick, so
 Give me the helmet, I'll be the stunt man
 Just relax, and I won't front
 Like Anita, I'm givin' you the best that I've got
 And I'll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot
 Yes, caressing your back we're chest to chest she's kissing on my freckles
 I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck
 'Oh Money B,' yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'
 But it's not a wet dream, it's the real
 The freaky dog, dark nasty
 Never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me
 Without picking it up, pettin' it, teasin' it
 Takin' it on home and pleasin' it
 'Cause we're the freaks of the industry
 You's a freak Money B. You got that Shock G
 The freaks of the industry
 And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G
 Say you're G'in' (G'in'?) Nobody else is seein'
 And the freak that you're wit' is in front of you
 Bendin' over naked, and she's leanin' on the dresser (boo yeah)
 You're lookin' at her from the rear (yeah)
 She looks just like Vanessa (the right stuff)
 Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career
 But the X-rated video queen
 Know what I mean? (Uh huh) a'ight, here's the scene
 You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed
 The booty's two feet from your head
 Should you: A, take the time to find a condom
 B, you walk right over and you pound 'em
 C, tell her that you want her love
 Well the answer is D, (D), all of the above
 So you're freakin' (freakin'), the furniture's squeakin' (squeakin')
 She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
 Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound
 You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around
 'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
 Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room
 The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you
 In this situation, what do you do (what?)
 A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
 B, you hit it just a little bit softer
 C, you take it out and put it in her butt
 Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up
 I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
 Now they can't see me any more
 Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen
 There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' (dissin')
 Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries
 Then I go through all the fly positions
 My head under her leg under my arm under her toe
 She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
 I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it
 After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside
 And before anybody gets a chance to speak
 I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
 Cause we're the freaks of the industry
 Aw, you's a freak, G. Yo, you worse Money B
 The freaks of the industry
 And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G
 You know what man, you's a freak
 I seen you with that girl at the hotel after
 That show last week
 And what about that time out there in the park?
 Shhh, don't tell nobody
 It's like this
 Now if there's a cure for this
 We don't want it, we'll run from it
 And if there's a remedy
 We don't need it, we just eat it
 This is to the ladies: I'm a freak
 Hey, yo, piano man, take us out of here, man