The Humpty Dance

All right, stop whatcha doin'
 'Cause I'm about to ruin
 The image and the style that ya used to
 I look funny
 But yo I'm makin' money, see
 So yo world I hope you're ready for me
 Now gather round
 I'm the new fool in town
 And my sound's laid down by the Underground
 I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
 So just let me introduce myself
 My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
 Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
 And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee
 I'm steppin' tall, y'all
 And just like Humpty Dumpty
 You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
 I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
 I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
 I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
 But sometimes I get ridiculous
 I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
 Hey yo fat girl, come here -are ya ticklish
 Yeah, I called ya fat
 Look at me, I'm skinny
 It never stopped me from gettin' busy
 I'm a freak
 I like the girls with the boom
 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
 I'm crazy
 Allow me to amaze thee
 They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
 I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
 And I even got my own dance
 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
 Do the Humpty Hump
 Come on and do the Humpty Hump
 Come on and do the Humpty Hump
 Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
 Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
 Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
 That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
 Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
 But ya can't get near me
 I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
 All the girls they adore me
 Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
 My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
 Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
 I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
 Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
 I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
 I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
 I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
 I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
 Also told ya that I like to bite
 Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
 All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
 And now I'm gonna do my dance
 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
 Do the Humpty Hump
 Come on and do the Humpty Hump
 Do ya know what we're doin', doin' the Humpty Hump yall
 Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
 Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
 Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
 Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
 Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
 It's real easy to do,check it out
 First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
 Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin
 Crazy wack funky
 People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
 That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
 It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
 Anyone can play this game
 This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
 No two people will do it the same
 Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
 Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
 Jig around, shakin' ya rump
 And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
 Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
 Do the Humpty Hump 3x
 Do ya know what we're doin', doin' the Humpty Hump yall
 Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
 Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
 Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 Once again, the Underground is in the house
 I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
 Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
 And to the ladies
 Peace and humptiness forever
 
 All right, stop whatcha doin'
 'Cause I'm about to ruin
 The image and the style that ya used to
 I look funny
 But yo I'm makin' money, see
 So yo world I hope you're ready for me
 Now gather round
 I'm the new fool in town
 And my sound's laid down by the Underground
 I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
 So just let me introduce myself
 My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
 Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
 And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee
 I'm steppin' tall, y'all
 And just like Humpty Dumpty
 You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
 I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
 I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
 I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
 But sometimes I get ridiculous
 I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
 Hey yo fat girl, come here -are ya ticklish
 Yeah, I called ya fat
 Look at me, I'm skinny
 It never stopped me from gettin' busy
 I'm a freak
 I like the girls with the boom
 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
 I'm crazy
 Allow me to amaze thee
 They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
 I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
 And I even got my own dance
 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
 Do the Humpty Hump
 Come on and do the Humpty Hump
 Come on and do the Humpty Hump
 Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
 Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
 Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
 That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
 Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
 But ya can't get near me
 I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
 All the girls they adore me
 Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
 My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
 Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
 I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
 Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
 I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
 I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
 I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
 I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
 Also told ya that I like to bite
 Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
 All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
 And now I'm gonna do my dance
 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
 Do the Humpty Hump
 Come on and do the Humpty Hump
 Do ya know what we're doin', doin' the Humpty Hump yall
 Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
 Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
 Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
 Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
 Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
 It's real easy to do,check it out
 First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
 Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin
 Crazy wack funky
 People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
 That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
 It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
 Anyone can play this game
 This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
 No two people will do it the same
 Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
 Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
 Jig around, shakin' ya rump
 And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
 Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
 Do the Humpty Hump 3x
 Do ya know what we're doin', doin' the Humpty Hump yall
 Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
 Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
 Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 Once again, the Underground is in the house
 I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
 Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
 And to the ladies
 Peace and humptiness forever