All I Needed Was a Tissue

Just give me a minute to blow my nose
 Gettin' boogers on my clothes
 Don't make this an issue
 All I need was a tissue
 Don't make me kiss you
 Gettin' mucus on your upper lip
 Like a booger moustache
 Blow my nose in a flash
 All I needed was a tissue to blow my nose!
 All I needed was a tissue to blow my nose!
 I sneezed in my hand don't shake it
 Now I got cold medicine I gotta take it
 My white blood cells bust a move when I sleep
 So my nose don't drip when I walk down the street
 People always ask why I sing this way
 Just took a puff from my asthma spray
 Hold it in... Count to 10
 Oh no! I got bronchitis again!
 A tisket, a tasket. I gotta boogie basket
 How ya feelin' man? Ha, don't even ask it!
 Now I'm just a temple of doom
 Gettin' everybody sick in the room
 All I needed was a tissue to blow my nose!
 All I needed was a tissue to blow my nose!
 Laying in bed looking up at the ceilin'
 Oh, man... I gotta really funny feelin'
 I might be dead or I might not
 I forgot to get my flu shot
 Hickory Dickory
 Doc, what's wrong with me?
 Hope I made a payment on my insurance policy
 What does it mean when your skin starts peelin'?
 I got a bad feelin'
 All I needed was a tissue to blow my nose!
 All I needed was a tissue to blow my nose!
 Knock knock
 I went to take a shot
 I got snot all over my glock!
 Take a step back if you don't want to get ill
 I'm heading back to bed in my house on the hill