Don't Make Me Play that Grandma Song Again

Allow me to introduce myself
 I'm Elwood, the midnight DJ
 On radio station K-HICK
 Now I try to run a quality show
 And all my fans'll tell you so
 Except at Christmas, much to my dismay
 Oh no, don't make me play that "Grandma" song again
 Though that request line glows and glows
 Just as bright as Rudolph's nose
 I'll do anything you say, I'll play them barking dogs all day
 But please don't make me play that "Grandma" song again
 Now every Christmas, I get frosted
 When poor Grandma gets accosted
 And all them weirdos enjoy her suffering
 And that Elmo guy just keeps on smiling
 While them royalties keep on piling
 And the worst part is, he can't even sing
 Oh no, don't make me play that "Grandma" song again
 Though that request line glows and glows
 Just as bright as Rudolph's nose
 I'll do anything you say, I'll play them barking dogs all day
 But please don't make me play that "Grandma" song again
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 And now back to you, Elwood
 Thanks, Elmer
 So anyhoo, I told the station manager
 he'd have to choose between me and her
 'Cause that "Grandma" song is a moral ab-domination
 So he says, "Son, our ratings are flyin'
 And furthermore, our sponsors are buyin'
 And I'm transferrin' you to the FM classical station"
 Oh no, don't make me play that "Grandma" song again
 Though that request line glows and glows
 Just as bright as Rudolph's nose
 I'll do anything you say, I'll play them barking dogs all day
 But please don't make me play that "Grandma" song
 (Don't make him play that "Grandma" song)
 Don't make me play that "Grandma" song again