ShowerCon

Welcome to the party, everybody far and near
 Drinks start pouring, everybody start to cheer
 See what we have here, is a reason to facilitate
 A room full of friends, everybody want to celebrate
 Step 1: acquire a line-up inspired
 By your finest refreshments, a minor investment
 Don't sweat it, won't retire with questions
 Or desires you left without a prior assessment
 Step 2: make sure everyone's invited
 Instagram, Twitter, all our followers united
 Snapchat hashtags are gonna be a riot
 Facebook event, don't dare set it to private
 Step 3: add some lighting, make it vibrant
 Turn the music up to the opposite of quiet
 This is the event that'll always be admired
 Oh, forgot to mention, attire not required
 ShowerCon! We gon' party while the power's on
 ShowerCon! Everybody got to bounce along
 ShowerCon! Leaving every dry towel gone
 ShowerCon! 9000 with the scouter on
 ShowerCon! We'll be proving every doubter wrong
 ShowerCon! Yeah we had to make a louder song
 ShowerCon! The scene so amazing
 With them hands like raisin' from a 24 hour long
 Clothes off, skivvies out, showing off what's under that
 Butts out the back like a cluster full of plumber cracks
 Hot waterfalls from the faucet, make a puddle splash
 Steam rising fast like a thunder cloud of mustard gas
 Bottles pouring out out the bottom of the duffel bag
 Moving up the bar from our freshman year of undergrad
 Best of the best, upper upper upper upper half
 Couples want to cuddle, and they're covered up in bubble bath
 Suffering succotash, living up our prime
 Dying with regrets? We're not guilty of the crime
 Heating up fast, thermostat watch it climb
 Water works working putting hours in for overtime
 Memories stored in the same frame of mind
 I told you that this thing would be one of a kind
 It's beach party, pool party, block party combined
 The only thing missing is a wet floor sign
 ShowerCon! We gon' party while the power's on
 ShowerCon! Everybody got to bounce along
 ShowerCon! Leaving every dry towel gone
 ShowerCon! 9000 with the scouter on
 ShowerCon! We'll be proving every doubter wrong
 ShowerCon! Yeah we had to make a louder song
 ShowerCon! The scene so amazing
 With them hands like raisin' from a 24 hour long
 ShowerCon!