San Berdoo Sunburn

Tapping time with one good finger
 I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger
 We make plans and then we head out to
 San Bernardino
 We get gas at the local P & M
 Buy a coke in a can made of tin
 We drink fast because
 We're headed out west to San Bernardino
 And we shall miss Carolina
 And the east coast as opposed to the west
 We won't shed any tears though
 Nor even be sad because we know
 The western desert is the best!
 I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine
 We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9
 Me and this girl I think she's pregnant
 And we're headed to San Bernardino
 And then when we hit Texas
 We'll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eat
 We'll stop on over in Dallas
 And visit my friend but we can't stay
 For more than a week
 I've got the south in my veins
 But California in my mouth
 And that's the simple reason
 Why i'm leaving the south
 Me and this girl and she's so foxy
 And we're heading to San Bernardino
 Whoo
 That was close we crossed the Tennesse state border
 They would've locked us up by the sheriffs order
 Yes we're freaks
 But they can't touch us out west
 In San Bernardino