Stuck in the Metal

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
 I got the feeling that something ain't right
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
 And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
 Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
 And I'm wondering what it is I should do
 It's so hard to keep the smile from my face
 Lose control and I'm all over the place
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
 Well, you started out with nothing
 And you're proud that you're a self-made man
 And your friends, they all come running
 And grab you on the back and say, "Please, please"
 And I tried to make some sense of it all
 But I can see that it makes no sense at all
 Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
 Well, you started out with nothing
 And you're proud that you're a self-made man
 And your friends, they all come crawling
 And slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"
 Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
 Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
 Oh, here I am
 Don't know why I came here tonight
 I got the feeling that something ain't right
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
 And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you