Barbara 2.0

Look at this stuff
 God, it's depressing
 You don't like this stuff?
 Barbara, this is our stuff
 A shrine to the feelings
 We've been repressing
 Well, then maybe we should go
 Unfinished projects
 Meaningless objects
 Plans I abandoned or quit
 It's the stuff of our lives
 And all of its shit
 What? Barbara?
 Books on computers
 A "spin-your-own-yarn" kit?
 Okay, that... Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be
 Home-brewed kombucha
 That tasted like armpit
 We are not kombucha people
 We did find that out
 Take it and trash it
 Burn it or smash it
 We have to adapt to survive
 We can be fighters
 With fire inside us
 We're more than detritus
 We're finally alive!
 The Barbara you married
 She is dead and buried
 Six-feet below
 And now Barbara the doormat
 She's coming back in a new format
 Time to let go
 Say hello
 To Barbara 2.0!
 I never even used this
 But then I felt bad that I never used it
 Break it!
 Barbara, you're right
 I think I've been hiding
 I was too!
 I don't even like pottery!
 Stuck out of sight
 Like my un-used aluminum siding
 We are not aluminum siding people!
 Tragic and static
 Trapped in this attic
 Now Adam is shedding his skin
 No more excuses
 We're no longer useless
 We've got nothing to lose
 We can finally begin!
 The new Adam is wiser
 The old one's fertilizer
 It's time to let go
 Say hello!
 I'm tired of doors
 To better or more
 We could just walk
 But we've done that before
 What we cannot ignore
 As Lydia needs us
 That must be the reason she sees us
 Adam, I wanna stay
 She needs people who won't run away
 Friends who don't stop at problems or obstacles
 Not a house
 But a home
 Ready, set, let's go!
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 Time to let go
 'Cause the new upgraded Maitlands
 Are charging out the gates and
 They're gonna unload
 Say hello
 To Maitlands 2.0!
 Maitlands 2.0!
 Maitlands 2.0!