No Reason

The universe
 Is more than just space with no end
 La-la-la-la-la!
 Just think of the universe as a female best friend
 And you can be like
 "Hey, Universe, what's happening girl?"
 And she'll be like
 "Oh, nothing, just running the world"
 And you'll be like, "What?"
 And the universe will be like, "I know!"
 You're on the right track, girl
 I got your back girl
 I'm helping you grow
 Think positive
 Act positive
 You are a child of the Earth!
 Life-coaching!
 Nailing it!
 Time to take command
 You dictate the hand
 The universe deals
 Look
 Science makes no sense
 Who needs evidence?
 Go with your feels
 I'm like a radio
 Tuned to the stars
 I found my frequency
 Crystals speak to me
 What are they saying?
 Buy more crystals!
 Everything, everything happens for a reason
 Be a beacon of light in the world
 Put a little "alright" in the world
 There are spiritual guides above, look up
 And see 'em!
 Perception is reality
 Just listen to the melody the universe sings
 'Cause everything, everything happens for a reason
 Gee, I hate to break it to you
 The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space
 Ninety one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place
 Where good people die-
 No-
 Yeah
 In famine and wars
 The Pacific Islands are sinking
 But negative thinking is hardly the cause
 You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored
 And positivity is a luxury that few can afford
 We're gonna die
 Yes, you and I
 Meaninglessness and alone
 No, no, no! No!
 One day you may wake up alone
 Okay?
 'Cause your husband and his boyfriend brought a boat
 And then they sailed away to Rome
 That's specific
 So you cry yourself in deep despair
 Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there
 And you have to buy a cat
 'Cause that's your last chance to have a family
 Take it from me!
 That your ageing ass will have to believe that
 Everything, everything happens for a reason
 Put some more fun in the world
 A little "I am still young" in the world
 Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em-
 Is this still about me?
 'Cause everything, everything happens
 Sounds like terrible things can happen
 Because the universe is random
 Yes, but
 Random for a reason!
 No reason!