Date Night

Nothing surprises me much
 And my hobbies include laughing in the dark
 Do you want to go to the farm?
 Do you want to go to the park?
 I'll get you ice cream if you give me your card
 Nothing impresses me much
 I've got a great attitude and a map to the stars
 I got your number from that sign in the lawn
 I also want to vanquish evil but my mojo is gone
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 (I want you)
 Come on, I bet you know most of my friends
 They're some real exclusive dudes from just around the bend
 They're playing demos, oh, they're wearing Dries
 I can escort you down the runway, I just joined the police
 Just right now
 So you wanna be a grifter like me?
 Are you hearing impaired with your own URL?
 I'm the second coming, oh, I'm the last to know
 I didn't get invited but I know where to go