The Memo

I'm gonna steal some bedsheets
 From an amputee
 I'm gonna mount em on a canvas
 In the middle of the gallery
 I'm gonna tell everybody
 It was painted by a chimpanzee
 Just between you and me
 Here at the cultural low watermark
 If it's fraud or art
 They'll pay you to believe
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 I'm gonna take five young dudes
 From white families
 I'm gonna mount 'em on a billboard
 In the middle of the country
 I'm gonna tell everybody
 They sing like angels with whiter teeth
 But just between you and me
 They're just like the ones before
 With their standards lower
 Another concert-goer will pay you to believe
 
 Oh, caffeine in the morning, alcohol at night
 Cameras to record you and mirrors to recognize
 And as the world is getting smaller, small things take up all your time
 Narcissus would have had a field day if he could have got online
 And friends it's not self-love that kills you
 It's when those who hate you are allowed
 To sell you that you're a glorious shit
 The entire world revolves around
 And that you're the eater, no not the eaten
 But that your hunger will only cease
 If you come binge on radiant blandness
 At the disposable feast
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 (You're enjoying the chill winter playlist)
 Just quickly how would you rate yourself
 (I need Indie Brunch)
 In terms of sex appeal and cultural significance?
 (Irony, irony
 Blo blo blo blo blo blo blo)
 Do you usually listen to music like this?
 (Just one more mile, you can do it again)
 Can we recommend some similar artists?
 (This is totally the song of my summer)
 Are you feeling depressed?
 (This guy just gets me)
 But your feedback's important
 To us
 (Music is my life)
 Gonna buy myself a sports team
 And put 'em in a pit
 I'm gonna wage the old crusade
 Against consciousness
 All I need's a couple winners
 To get every loser to fight in it
 Keep the golden calf
 Just need the bullshit
 And they won't just sell themselves into slavery
 They'll get on their knees and pay you to believe