Tee Pees 1-12

Well, you took me to the movies
 You took me to the dance
 You took me to your warehouse
 Tied up in the back of your van
 You said, "Whip it out" and I started to shout
 "I'm in love with the woman again"
 Well, you took me to your office
 We went to meet your folks
 We went out to the garden shed
 Where I took off all my clothes
 And I was terrified by the look in your eyes
 But there's a lot 'bout love that I don't know
 Well, you took me to the ceremony
 To sweat out all my fear
 I came across the cosmic serpent
 With hands woven into his hair
 If he's my spirit guide, I'm gonna stay inside
 I'm never sleeping in a tee-pee again
 No, no
 No-no-no-no-no
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 Well, you asked me where I came from
 In the middle of 'round ten
 I thanked you for the compliment
 Before you clarified what you meant
 You said, "What the hell are you doing here?
 There's a prowler in my apartment!"
 Trout fishing in America made me go and buy a pole
 But by the time I got around to reading the book
 I was a celebrated deep-sea pro
 Was drinking greyhounds way below the ground
 On my very own TV show
 Well, we went to get some work done
 So our faces finally matched
 The doctor took one look at me
 And took a skin graft out of my ass
 If this is what it takes to take you on a date
 I'm gonna put my member behind glass
 If I make it out alive of Hollywood and Vine
 I'll build a cabin up in the Northwest
 No, no
 No-no-no-no-no