The Corbomite Maneuver

Corbomite Corbomite
 An alloy, weapon & device
 Space travelers take our advice
 It's indestructible Corbomite
 For more than two centuries
 All destructive energies
 Have been deflected successfully
 By indestructible and invincible
 Corbomite Corbomite
 Defensive deterrent device
 Hostile forces will think twice
 It's indestructible Corbomite
 Any energy discharge
 Even point blank is absorbed
 Emitting an equal force
 By indestructible and Invincible Corbomite
 Hello, my name is Leo Walsh, President and CEO of Corbomite Industries
 Pioneered by acknowledged scientist, Frank Corbin, Corbomite is, for the
 first time ever, being made available to consumers across the galaxy
 Unlike other super alloys used today, Corbomite is rust resistant, has a life
 expectancy of over 50 light years per treatment, is light weight and has no
 unpleasant side-effects with extended use
 And, of course, it's impervious to attack
 But is Corbomite really that impressive you ask?
 I like it so much, I bought the company
 Corbomite Corbomite
 An alloy weapon and device
 Space explorers take our advice
 It's incredible
 And invincible
 And impervious
 Indistructible
 Corbomite
 Now available in gunmetal blue, candy-apple red or classic starship grey. Somebody get me a Tranya...