Dad Guy

White shirt, now red, that's taco sauce
 Eating, just sitting on my phone
 Plucking grey hair out of my nose
 Thinking about just for men
 Bruises i'm not sure where they're from
 I work all day i hate my job
 Less hair now than i've ever had
 Need to clip my toenails
 Used to be a tough guy
 Like it really rough guy
 Just can't get enough guy
 Chest always so puffed guy
 Now i'm that dad type
 Sunday mow the yard type
 "Did you change your oil" type
 Entire bag of chips type
 I'm the dad guy
 Dinner is ready
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 Whole box of chex in just one bowl
 I make a joke and your eyes roll
 Respect my rules you're in my home
 Now go and clean your room
 You ask, i say "go ask your mom"
 Check your work if you did it wrong
 One pair of sneakers that i own
 Wear them to everything
 Used to be a tough guy
 Like it really rough guy
 Just can't get enough guy
 Chest always so puffed guy
 Now i'm that dad type
 Slightly out of breath type
 Gained a couple pounds type
 Eat over the sink type
 I'm the dad guy
 Eat your veggies
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 I'm only good at being daaaaad