Nonessential

Quarantine day 29
 I'm trapped in here with four kids and a wife
 And a dog that keeps pooping on the carpet
 I wanna get him house broken but he's not yet
 And yeah I've still got a little toilet paper left
 And at the store I stocked up so we don't starve to death
 I got ramen and rice, the beans and cornbread is nice
 And I even found myself a brisket that was marked at half price
 But the kids, the kids, somebody help us with these kids
 Outta school for three weeks, about to hit the skids
 When we lay down at night we can't close our lids
 The next thing they do's worse than the last thing they did
 You know I thought they alright but now I have my doubts
 I've seen every single episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
 Twenty seven times cause it's on repeat
 The only thing the kid watches when he's not asleep
 When the baby's not pooping the baby is barfing
 The doc says that's normal, the volume's alarming
 The teenagers driving me slowly to harming
 Myself inbetween all the yelling and farting
 These kids are driving us crazy
 Two teens a toddler a baby
 They fight and cry on the daily
 You know they acting like maybe
 They been infected by rabies
 So if I seem a bit cagey
 It's cause I'm stuck here in Hades
 I'm Nonessential
 I'm Nonessential
 Would somebody please check my credentials
 I'm Nonessential
 Been here for three and a half weeks ain't done a damn thing
 But playing Animal Crossing and watching Tiger King
 Between Joe Exotic and that damn Carole Baskins
 I'm doing exactly what the experts is askins
 I got a mask on and I'm socially distant
 But I'm an introvert so at least that's consistent
 With the way I been living my life cause in this instance
 The folks at Walmart are acting like infants
 And Dad Guy's is a hit but even dad needs a break
 Just to kick up his feet with a beer and a steak
 Or get out of the house maybe go to the lake
 Cause I don't know how much more of this I can take
 So just call me symptomatic cause I got cabin fever
 Need a prescription just to get some relief here
 So treat the symptoms can't treat the disease
 There's only one thing left that puts my mind at ease
 I'm Nonessential
 I'm Nonessential
 This is my full potential
 I'm Nonessential
 I'm completely Nonessential
 Everybody throw em up if you're essential
 This song is inconsequential
 Everyone that I know is Nonessential
 I'm Nonessential