I Would Never (Dissect a Ewe)

Remember the time we went out to dinner
 You and I alone
 We ate some French fries
 Let's do it again
 Remember the time we went to the movies
 Laughed so hard we cried
 And then we ate more French fries
 Let's do it again
 'Cause I really like you as a friend
 But there are things I can't pretend
 Know I would love you 'til the end
 But there is just one problem (problem, problem)
 I would never have sex with you
 Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
 I already would have shown my boobs to you
 But that will never happen
 Remember the time we stayed up all night talking
 Let our secrets out
 Until the sunshine
 Let's do it again
 Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters
 Dance dance revolutioned
 'Til we won a keychain
 Let's do it again
 This shouldn't come as a surprise
 You should've seen it in my eyes
 I kinda like some other guy
 But there's a bigger problem
 I would never have sex with you
 Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
 I already would have gone down on you (Kate: You would have liked it!)
 But that will never happen
 No amount of alcohol
 Could change my mind at all
 Our lips will never touch
 So kiss that thought goodbye
 I would never have sex with you
 Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to
 I already would have held hands with you
 But that will never happen