Sports Go Sports

Sports go sports!
 I promise I really totally care who wins
 If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
 If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
 If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too
 Sports go sports
 May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
 Lest they disenfranchise their audience and see their revenues decline
 May the partakers be sturdy and rapid in the spirited energies they exert
 May they be victorious in perpetuity
 Don't I look cute in this football shirt
 Sports go sports
 Athletics are number one
 Participants are heroes
 Go team yeah
 This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
 The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
 You had aspirations as a kid but you didn't have the skill
 So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will
 Sports go sports
 May the competitors you prefer best their opposing equivalents
 So you can somehow feel connected to the feat of your self-appointed constituents
 May the hours you spend watching post-match pontificators
 Amplify the thrill of being a witness
 And better your predictive aptitude
 For your squad's future physical fitness
 Sports go sports
 Athletics are number one
 Participants are heroes
 Go team yeah
 Watching abile-bodied millionaires play with each other
 Watching less agile millionaires talk about it on TV
 May they compile copious points so they are rewarded and meritorious
 So you feel temporarily, adjacently victorious
 Sports go sports
 Athletics are number one
 Participants are heroes
 Go team yeah
 Every other word:
 Sports ____ sports
 _____ are ____ one
 ____ are ____
 Go ____ Yeah
 Every other other word:
 ____ go ____
 Athletics ____ number ____
 Participants ____ heroes
 ____ team ____
 Now in Latin:
 Ludis ire ludis
 Arcu sunt optimum
 Participants sunt heroes
 Ire quadrigus sic
 Now the truth:
 If you could only throw a ball
 You'd have a hotter wife
 Lots and lots of money
 And a way better life
 And a way better life
 Go sports