Running With Chicken

When your day is bad
 And you're feeling sad
 And you're kinda mad
 And you're sure not glad
 And you're thinking this is the opposite of rad
 When things are tough
 And you've had enough
 And the going gets rough
 And you're in a huff
 And a whole bunch of real bad other stuff
 You know it's true
 There's one thing left to do
 Go running with chicken
 Go running with your deep fried dreams
 When your extra crispy destiny awaits
 Go running with chicken
 Original recipe
 Time to risk it
 Leave the biscuit and fly
 Go running with chicken
 You've had it up to here
 And it's all you fear
 Nothing's clear
 You're sheer out of cheer
 You're a finger lickin' good time pioneer
 When you're feeling spastic
 And it's not fantastic
 It's hard to be sarcastic
 When you're pants are elastic
 And you're thinking that it's time to do something drastic
 You're on the prowl
 To jank that fowl
 Go running with chicken
 Your Kentucky Fried fate unfurls
 You can eat so you don't have to feel
 Go running with chicken
 Even if you can't move real fast
 Just say fuck it
 Take the bucket and fly
 Go running with chicken
 It's not racist
 'Cause white people like chicken too
 Time to face it
 Everyone around the world is better
 Because of chicken