The Last Riddler

Better not ask our bleached moustache
 Has given us a rash
 Nice Ronny anyway
 It's here but it's not
 Our nylon locks
 Like corn on a gob
 Stuck in our gap anyway
 Whiskering sweet nothings sugar free
 It's all we can see
 Tache of the day anyway
 Again again
 She's a gent give her a call
 My daughter Paul
 Again again
 She's a gent give her a call
 My daughter Paul
 Better not ask our bleached moustache
 Has given us a rash
 Nice Ronny anyway
 It's here but it's not
 Our nylon locks
 Like corn on a gob
 Stuck in your gap and I won't
 'I want, I want'
 You made a pamphlet out of bread that we digest
 Instead, Instead
 You make a homemade 3 in 1
 Cause it looks fresh'
 'It's best to look fresh'
 Then lean on now like a full bus that's back to school
 It's all got old
 To narrate silent ads with food in your mouth
 Daddy long legs
 Put his shoes back on and pissed with the seat down
 Got pinched to death
 Lost my cheekbones and jumpers for goal posts
 Over the shop
 Nurse a proceeding hairline with a nice hat
 Edge of the seat Face/Off
 Odds at Lee Evans
 Think it's the seventh time I saw
 Smidge of smug smig sange
 Almost a funny dance
 If I got the chance I would
 Casually clean around
 She walks through my house
 Laughing at it now
 And now I'm so surprised
 She pulled them tight
 And said that
 Mighty Munch are the crust of Meanies
 Now she's strictly-full
 Intangible
 How many bulbs does it take to screw a light in
 Now he pats her lap
 Turns on her lamp
 He's best mates with her dad dad daaaa
 It's all got old
 To narrate silent ads with food in your mouth
 Daddy long legs
 Put his shoes back on and pissed with the seat down
 Got pinched to death
 Lost my cheekbones and jumpers for goal posts
 Over the shop
 Nurse a proceeding hairline with a hat