Pity Party

Oh, I just can't stop cryin'
 (Oh, yeah) this melodrama in my head
 Has got me all inspired
 To set some common sense on fire
 Too late to quit while I'm ahead (I'm ahead)
 My pity party's over
 And I'm sorry it went so long
 Too bad you couldn't make it
 But it really wasn't all that fun
 Woah, misery
 It sucks to be me
 Just waiting for the sun (the sun)
 When my pity party's over
 Ain't you glad that it's all done?
 I wanted to tell you not to leave me in my puddle of tears
 But the ego said, "get out, and go home!"
 I should put on my pants, get over it
 But I just wanna eat a pint of ice cream in the dark all alone
 (All alone)
 And when I'm sick of sittin' solo
 I'll call you on the phone
 So you can tell me what I wanna hear (wanna hear)
 Well, I'll be bitchin', moanin', whinin', groanin'
 Watchin' all my friends dissapear
 My pity party's over
 And I'm sorry it went so long
 Too bad you couldn't make it
 But it really wasn't all that fun
 Woah, misery
 Sucks to be me
 Waiting for the sun (the sun)
 But my pity party's over
 And aren't ya glad that it's all done?
 (Aren't you glad that it's all done?)
 Well, I remember when my momma sat me down and she said
 "Baby, when you're dumb, you gotta be tough"
 But mommy, other people do it wrong
 And other people take too long
 So give me it, I'll do it myself! (do it myself)
 And when I'm sick o' gettin' nowhere, hungry as hell
 And there ain't no more midnight oil to burn
 Give her a burger, taco
 See ya tomorrow
 When's that little girl gonna learn?
 But now my pity party's over
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 Oh no, you're not invited
 It doesn't matter 'cause you're not invited
 (That's right!) You're not invited
 I don't care 'cause you're not invited, now
 No way (you're not invited, so get out of the way)
 Not today! (yeah you better hear what I say)
 My pity party's over
 I'm so glad that the party's done
 Yeah, my pity, pity, pity, pity party is over
 It wasn't all that fun
 Woah, misery
 Sucks to be me
 Waitin' for the sun (the sun)
 My pity party's over (I say my pity party's over)
 It's over! (my pity party's over) and aren't you glad
 Glad that it's all done?
 (Aren't you glad the pity party's already done?)
 (Done, so done)
 Yeah, it's done! (you better believe it's done)
 My pity party's done!
 (I'm here to tell you that my pity party's done, my party's done)
 (Yeah, my party's done) my pity party is done!
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