There Are Worse Things I Could Do

There are worse things I could do
 Than go with a boy or two
 Even though the neighborhood
 Thinks I'm trashy and no good
 I suppose it may be true
 But there are worse things I could do
 I could flirt with all the guys
 Smile at them and bat my eyes
 Press against them when we dance
 Make them think they stand a chance
 Then refuse to see it through
 That's a thing I wouldn't do
 I could stay home every night
 Wait around for Mr. Right
 Take cold showers every day
 And throw my life away
 On a dream that won't come true
 I could hurt someone like me
 Out of spite or jealousy
 I don't steal and I don't lie
 But I can feel and I can cry
 A fact I'll bet you never knew
 But to cry in front of you
 That's the worst thing I could do